Becoming a Vegeterian………..

I have become a vegetarian and I am starting a new blog on listing restaurant around Malaysia and maybe South East Asia where we can have some nice food (without Meat)

 

Pak La Pa Lan Pa

Pak La Pa Lan Pa, I’m Lovin’ it

 

Drunk…………..

 

雨天

下雨了，冷冷的

哇啦哇啦的淹没了音讯

带走了尘埃？冲洗了瑕疵的痕迹？

洗礼的天能不能从生？

 

Muhammad son of Muhammad

The Brisbane Courier Mail report, dated 28th June, 1997, under the heading “Politician’s property empire still growing”, in a report by-lined Sean Parnell, states:

"The international property empire of an embattled Malaysian politician continues to grow despite concerns over how he funds the massive land purchases."Tan Sri Muhammad Muhammad Taib, a vice president of the ruling United Malays National Organisation, resigned as chief minister of Selangor in April citing The Courier-Mail’s reporting of his activities as a reason for his decision.

"On December 22 last year, Mr. Muhammad was detained at Brisbane International Airport as he was about to board a plane to New Zealand with the equivalent of A$1.26 million in Singapore, Malaysian and New Zealand currency in his luggage.

"Customs officials have alleged that they were not told about the cash, and Mr. Muhammad will appear in committal proceedings in Brisbane’s Federal Court on August 19 on charges of failing to declare cash above A$5000 and making a false declaration.

"The Courier-Mail has revealed Mr. Muhammad and his wife spent a week in Australia - checking on a luxury house being built on the Gold Coast and a 4500ha property in western Queensland - then flew to New Zealand for two weeks after Mr. Muhammad had appeared in court.

"The properties - registered to his wife in her maiden name of Asnan - were purchased last year for more than $3 million.

"It has been discovered more than $3 million of property has been purchased in New Zealand over the past year and registered to Ms Asnan…

"Land title searches have revealed six properties on New Zealand’s north island - in total more than 140 ha - registered to Ms Asnan.

"Documents show a 4573 sq m property in Pakurunga was purchased on June 18 last year; a 1713 sq m property in Otahuhu was bought on November 27 last year for $550,000; and four properties in Mataitai, totalling 144ha, were bought between November 29 last year and March 11 this year.

"Purchase price for the Pakurunga and Mataitai properties were not disclosed on transfer documents, although stamp duty payments indicate a total transaction for the Mataitai properties of about $2.1 million.

"The Pakurunga property was purchased from Hasan B.M.Taib of Singapore, who is Mr. Muhammad’s younger brother. Hasan purchased the property in 1990 for $520,000."

With these new revelations in the Brisbane Courier-Mail, Muhammad Taib, who had failed to sue the newspaper despite his public threat on April 14, has no choice but to resign as UMNO Vice President as well as Assemblyman for Batang Kali.

The Anti-Corruption Agency sent a high-powered team to Brisbane to investigate into the reports about the various properties of Muhammad Taib in Australia. Nobody knows what is the outcome of such investigations. Is the ACA also going to send a team to New Zealand to check on the new revelations?

 

DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN’S PERSONAL ADS

DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN’S PERSONAL ADS
40-ish…………………………49
Adventurous…………………Slept with all your friends
Athletic……………………….No boobs
Average looking……………..Ugly
Beautiful………………………Pathological liar
Contagious Smile…………….Does a lot of pills
Emotionally secure…………..On medication
Feminist……………………….Fat
Free spirit……………………..Junkie
Friendship first……………….Former slut
Fun…………………………….Annoying
Gentle…………………………Dull
New Age………………………Body hair in the wrong places
Open-minded…………………Desperate
Outgoing………………………Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate……………………Sloppy drunk
Poet……………………………Depressive
Professional…………………..Bitch
Romantic………………………Frigid
Voluptuous……………………Very Fat
Large frame…………………..Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate…………….Stalker
Widow…………………………Murderer

WOMEN’S ENGLISH

1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = you’ll be sorry
6. We need to talk = you’re in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = you better not
8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You’re very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?

MEN’S ENGLISH

1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = let’s have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I’d like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I’d like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I’d like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I’d like to have sex with you
11. Those shoes don’t go with that outfit = I’m gay

And finally…..

A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle.
For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features.
However when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump shoved up his backside.

NOW SEND THIS TO A MAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND A WOMAN WITH A SENSE OF HUMOUR!!!

 

无争

无争

 

为了个人的立场，争。

为了面子，争。

为了一口气，争。

为了真理，争。

 

赢了又如何？

开心多点吗？

能实行承诺吗？

能得到认可吗？

 

还是算了。。没有必要去为了一时的冲动而争。

伤了自己又害了他人。。。

开心就在于自己。。

留一口气暖暖还好。。。

 

天真無邪的小孩……

 

最色情的考試題目！！包你答錯！！！

一年級的班上有位同學很無精打採的趴在桌上 老師問他：『你怎麼了？』

學生回答說：『我太聰明了，一年級對我來說太簡單了。

我比我姐姐都聰明，可是她卻在3年級。我覺得我也應該上三年級！』

老師於是把學生帶到了校長辦公室。

她向校長解釋了一下學生的情況。

校長建議應該給學生一個測試，

如果他答錯了任何一個問題，他就應該呆在一年級裡。老師同意了。

學生被叫進了辦公室，老師向他說明了校長的意思，學生也同意了。

校長：『3乘3等於幾？』

學生：『9』

校長：『6乘6等於幾？』

學生：『36』

就這樣，校長問了很多3年級的問題，學生都回答正確。

於是校長對學生的老師說：『我想他可以到3年級上課了。』

學生的老師說：『讓我問他幾個問題吧。』

校長和學生都同意了。

老師：『什麼東東牛有4個而我只有2個？』

學生：『腿。』

老師：『什麼東東你褲子裡有而我的褲子裡沒有？』（校長對學生老師問的

問題感到很奇怪，她為什麼要問這些問題，校長想。）

學生：『口袋。』

老師：『什麼東東以C開頭，T結尾，上面有很多毛，橢圓型，含有令人陶醉的，乳白色的液體？』校長的眼睛睜著大大的，想阻止老師繼續 問下去，

學生回答說：『椰子（Coconut）。』

老師：『什麼東東進去的時候是即紅又硬，而出來的時候是軟的、有黏液的？』

學生：『泡泡糖。』

老師：『什麼事情男人要站著做，女人坐著做，狗用三條腿做？』

學生：『握手。』

老師想了一想說：『現在我將問你幾個”你猜我是什麼”的問題，可以嗎？』

學生：『好的！』

老師：『你用棍橕在我的裡面，把我頂上，再把我支起來。而我在這之前就變

濕了。』

學生：『帳篷。』

老師：『手指會進入我。當你煩躁的時候你會玩弄我。最好的男人一直會有我。』

學生：『結婚戒指。』

老師：『進入過我的東東有大有小。當我不舒服的時候，我就會滴下水滴。當你

吹我的時候，你會感到很舒服。』

學生：『鼻子。』

老師：『我有一個堅硬的杆。我的頭可以插入到別的東東。隨後，那東東就會全

身顫抖。』

學生：『箭。』

老師：『什麼單詞以F開頭，K結尾，並且有讓人興奮的意思。』

學生：『救火車（Firetruck）。』

老師的問題終於問完了，校長鬆了一口氣，擦了擦額頭上的汗說：『我們保送他去北大吧！剛剛你問的那十道題我都全答錯了。』

 

Maybe one day u will light up my star….

没有你的夜晚，星不再亮了
你短暂的停留给我带来了无尽冷漠
眼角的泪水凝固了。。。
还我失去的心，好让我挽回希望。。。。。。。

 

自私

 

自私

从新认识了自己
以往的无知累计了错误

快乐不是服从他人的渴望
快乐不是妥协他人的要求
快乐不是争取他人的认可
快乐不是讨乞他人的怜惜

自私是罪恶吗？