If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race … you’re a male chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the housework…you’re a poofter.
If you work too hard…there’s never any time for her.
If you don’t work enough…you’re a good-for-nothing lazy prick.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay…this is exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay…..you should get off your lazy ass and find something better.
If you get a promotion ahead of her…that is favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you……it’s equal opportunity.
If you mention how nice she looks……it’s sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet……….it’s male indifference.
If you cry…………you’re a wimp.
If you don’t………………..you’re an insensitive bastard.
If you make a decision without consulting her………you’re a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you……she’s a liberated woman.
If you ask her to do something she doesn’t enjoy……. that’s domination.
If SHE asks you………it’s a favour.
If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear……you’re a pervert.
If you don’t…………..you’re gay.
If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape…………..you’re sexist.
If you don’t……………..you’re unromantic.
If you try to keep yourself in shape…………….you’re vain.
If you don’t…………….you’re a slob.
If you buy her flowers………….you’re after something.
If you don’t………………..you’re not thoughtful.
If you’re proud of your achievements……..you’re full of shit.
If you’re not ………………..you’re not ambitious.
If she has a headache…………she’s tired.
If you have a headache………….you don’t love her anymore.
If you want it too often………you’re oversexed.
If you don’t…………….there must be someone else.
Men die first because they want to.
